March 2012
65 posts
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
This is the best website →
-sunn:
Baptists discuss the horrors of Coca-Cola as a baby killer and AIDS spreader.
Wha… what is this? D: Please tell me this is a joke of some kind?
superkianagalaxy:
kazukotan:
manafromheaven:
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if you use antibiotics you're practically...
logicallypositive:
bacteria are living creatures
every life is sacred
think of the microbes
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A brief interview with Chwis Wolstenholme
pwoperketh:
Ohai Chwis
so welcome to the interview y’know
So anyway, let’s skip to the main part
So you have many children yes?
So how do you manage? y’know..
no actually what are you planning to do for the rest o your life y’know?
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Well I’m going to make everything pregnant.
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haha no how is that possible
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Well I just ..
do a little of this..
and then a little of...
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saneasyviis replied to your photo: So does this have enough floral stuff and filters…
Omg you’re a super hipster! oO
Ouuuww yeah, goal achieved! (Oh god why? :D)
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Me with other people's kids
memewhore:
That’s enough, take it back now.
Also most likely my own if I’ll ever have any.
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Am I Gay?: A Journey of Self Discovery with Shang.
twelve-jammy-badgers:
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author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
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Upon getting on the school bus
Bus driver: ... this is a school bus.
Us: Uhh... yes...
Bus driver: ...
Bus driver: You're students?!
Conclusion: I'm getting old.
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
moonleaping:
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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